Month One: Your FinancesYou will spend way too much money on pregnancy tests. Your first tests will be a few hours after you had unprotected sex. They will show nothing. Then you'll do a few tests right before the three-weeks-later date when you're supposed to do the tests. You will think maybe the difference between the different brands is that one is better at giving a good reading when it's too early for a good reading. You will buy one of each brand. None will be good at a too-early reading. By the time you finally get a positive reading you will have spent the kid's college tuition on pregnancy tests.
Month Two: Your Mood | Your Friends | Your Spice |