Month One: Your SkinMaybe you will have that pregnancy glow you read about in romance novels, but you will not see it behind the incredibly plump zits you will have from going off the pill and messing with your hormones. You will want to pop the zits, luxuriously, in your bathroom, where specks of puss hit the mirror with each successful squeeze. But you will refrain because you would never want your kid to see you doing something so gross and loving it so much.
Month Two: Your Mood | Your Friends | Your Spice |